Friday, July 10, 2009

Gym Freak Of The Week

So today's gym freak of the week is just plain creepy. As you all know, I swim laps.

The pool is indoors, but it has a window looking into the pool area from the inside of the gym. A lot of times when people are getting tours of the gym they will come to this window and peek out into the pool for a minute or so, no biggie.

Well yesterday, as I'm swimming laps I see an old man standing at the window next to my lane. I just brush it off and keep swimming my laps. But after about 8 more laps I notice he is STILL standing at the window watching me swim (I was the only one in the pool at the time).

After it was apparent that he had no plans on moving from the window any time soon, I made it clear that I could in fact see him, by making eye contact with him, and then I got out of the pool. It was one of those "I feel like I've been visually undressed moments." So gross.

Here are a few tips on stalking/creeping for next time you sick old man:
1. Make sure the person you are creeping on CAN'T see you.
2. Just because the person you are creeping on has swim goggles on doesn't mean they can't see you through them.
3. Don't stand there for over 5 minutes, it's obvious you aren't just looking at the scenery

Happy Friday Everyone!!



Lil' Woman said...

Eww, what a weirdo!

Casey (@ Ever-Changing Life) said...

I think it's time for a new gym!

the future mrs Hinz said...

omg that would totally freak me out!

mrsbenedict said...

excellent drawing ... btw.

LiLu said...

Ewwwww! Did he at least have the decency to walk away at that point??

Anna said...

Your GF of the W posts are my favorite...The pictures just crack me up!

The Reverend said...

LMAO with that drawing! Too funny!! Ill have to archive some more of your GFotW posts, could be a nice ab workout from all the laughter! BTW, that dresser is very nice, and that Tiffany blue is classic!

Crazy Shenanigans said...

What a creeper! I think I enjoy your drawings more than the stories even! Haha

Maryellen said...

Why does every gym have old man perverts?