What is wrong with my gym?

I swear, I must have signed up to join the circus. As I was swimming laps yesterday I even contemplated having a weekly gym topic because I just keep coming across FREAKS at my gym. So from now on, these stories will be called Gym Freak of the Week, unless of course it happens more than once in a week, and if so, please pray for my sanity.

Anyways, for this week's Gym Freak of the Week:

As I was swimming laps, doing my thing, I took a quick refuel break to drink some water from my water bottle. I stand there for a bit, then as I'm putting my bottle back on the pool deck to start laps again, I gaze a few lanes over to see a man wearing glasses. No, no... NOT goggles, GLASSES, reading glasses.

I drew a picture to try to illustrate the situation for you (Please excuse my exquisite artistry, and don't feel intimidated, I know I am skilled) :
So there you have it. A man ready to swim laps with his reading glasses AND a Beavis on the bicycle machines within one week of each other. I'm not sure if I should be entertained or frightened haha

-Katie